Mum just googled "suprise pie" because she was looking for an image of a pie with some sort of interesting thing coming out. Like the whole blackbirds-in-a-pie sort of stuff.



"OH MY GOODNESS! Well. THATS not what i was after.. lololol *explains situation to me* I JUST WANTED PIE - I didnt want fucking TWAT! "


Mum: "pie isnt really a name for your fanny is it?"
Akira: "Ya mum it is. well not a really common one.. but.."
Mum: "oh.. well it wasn't in my day, then "


"I bet it was that horrible "AMERICAN PIE" movie, wasn't it! Wasn't it."